Even More Photos from the ANS Funeral
Mar 05, 2007 at 12:23 pm by Evil Beet

First set of photos is here.

Jen and Ben with Violet in Vancouver
Mar 05, 2007 at 11:54 am by Evil Beet

Cutest. Kid. Ever.
Here’s what I want to know: who is that little boy, and where was he when the Super Mario Bros movie was casting?
Okay, Not to Be a Bitch …
Mar 05, 2007 at 11:24 am by Evil Beet

… but if my legs were actually coneshaped, I just wouldn’t wear a whole lot of those dresses with the really high slits. I just wouldn’t. Honestly, Tyra, you are still a very beautiful woman, but play down the legs. Play them down.

For good measure, America Ferrera, doing it (almost) right. Prop up the breasts, America. Prop them up.

Also, Aisha Tyler, because I love her. Whoever set up the red carpet at this event was retarded. All the celebs are trying desperately not to squint, with varying degrees of success. And I suppose I do have to hand it to Tyra and her years of modeling experience — she manages to make her face look stunning despite the fact that the sun seems to be in everyone’s eyes.

Pics from 38th Annual NAACP Image Awards in LA this weekend.
Soooo Cute!!!
Mar 05, 2007 at 11:04 am by Evil Beet

The Olsen girls at Paris Fashion Week. They are there to debut their new fashion line (!!!), after which Ashley plans to host some manner of Wiccan chanting circle, and Mary-Kate’s gonna try to pick herself up some broads.
Oh, Jason Wahler! There You Are!
Mar 05, 2007 at 10:34 am by Evil Beet

I was wondering what had happened to you. You haven’t been on our radar for months, so I figured you were probably in jail. I was close: you were in North Carolina.

Wahler, age 20, was busted in a raid on underage drinkers at a North Carolina night club this weekend. Wahler lied about his age and refused to show ID, so he was taken to the county jail early Saturday morning, where he screamed obscenities during the booking process. Cute. After spending a few hours in jail, he was released on $1000 bail.

Jason’s no stranger to run-ins with the cops. He was arrested in late September of last year for engaging in a physical altercation with a tow-truck driver, and in early September for saying some retarded shit to a cop (and being retardedly coked up at the time).

Hey, Jason, maybe it’s time you lay off the substances, eh? I dunno, just an idea.

On Second Thought, Bend it a Little More Carefully Than Beckham
Mar 05, 2007 at 10:19 am by Evil Beet
David Beckham injured the internal lateral ligament of his right knee during Real Madrid’s match on Sunday. His coach says the injury “is serious.” Hopefully David has time to heal and be back in full form when he moves to L.A. to become a big movie star play for the Los Angeles Galaxy in June.