Beet’s favorite man may be pulling double daddy duty in the near future. Yep, Tom Brady might have gotten his gal pal Gisele Bundchen pregnant too.

A Brazilian site says she’s two months into the pregnancy which means Bridget’s baby would still win the coveted “first born” and Tommy Jr. label. Whew!

I am not going to moral police in the slightest here. The guy is rich, his girlfriends are rich, the kids will be born into the 99.9999 percentile of wealth, looks, athleticism, and access. I want to be either of those kids, so rock on. I’ve also taken an informal poll of every guy I know and if any of us were Tom we’d get both of these girls as pregnant as possible as often as possible.

That said, Tom’s offensive line might want to start providing him more protection in the bedroom. Heeyoo!

The American site (reporting on the Brazilian site) is here.
The Brazilian site (if you speak Portuguese) is here.

Via Warship:

DListed, Hollywood Tuna, Egotastic, Derek Hail, I’m Not Obsessed, Celebitchy, Celebslam, The Bastardly, Popoholic, Horny Oyster and Concrete Loop are just a few of the gossip websites hosted with the company Choopa, which is moving their servers today. Bloggers were told that there would be just a few hours downtime overnight and that all sites would be restored by 6 this morning. Obviously this hasn’t happened and most of the sites are still down. They hope to be up again tomorrow and are sorry for the delay.

So check back with them tomorrow!!!!

It sure is a slow news week. At times like this, I feel it’s my duty to sift out all the slow-news-week stories that are utterly unsubstantiated and/or inconsequential for you guys, and, as such, I won’t be bringing you updates on the Winona Ryder suicide that never happened, the new baby that Tom and Katie aren’t having, the Anna Nicole autopsy results that no one will report, or the pregnancy that Giselle Bunchen will never carry to term, because it’s hard to do that when you’re not pregnant.

Instead, I bring you what is easily the most confirmable story we’ve seen in days and days: Brandon Davis is a total asshole. Remember when Brandon was being his typical douchebag self at Paris Hilton’s birthday party a couple weeks back? Paula Abdul was there, and he was making fun of her heritage (“He kept on saying her last name over and over again, and then would insert his made-up version of an Arabic language,” reported a witness). Well, it turns out Brandon hails from a similar region of the world: his real last name is Zarif, and his father is a Turkish-American wine importer. Brandon uses his mother’s maiden last name — which is associated with his late grandfather, billionaire Marvin Davis — and, man, in retrospect, I’m sure that family wishes he’d stuck with Zarif.

That is only, of course, if by “sober” you mean “blonde and not at all sober.”

The “rehabbed” terror — who was spotted sneaking drinks at Winston’s along with the Hilton girls, and has returned to her habit of showing up on set four hours late — has dyed her hair blonde. Um, isn’t she in the middle of filming a movie right now? Either she just wrapped filming, or this color change is for the role, or the producers hate her so very, very much right now. I suppose all are equally likely options, and probably not mutually exclusive.

Update: Apparently she did, in fact, just wrap shooting on I Know Who Killed Me, and that’s why she chose now to go blonde.

We are going to make this girl rich and she knows it. All those naughty pictures we’ve helped splash across the Internet are going to make Miz Antonella Barba a nice pile of cash. After Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis offered the American Idol sex-pot a quarter of a million dollars to host a video for them, SugarDVD, the largest renter of adult DVDs online, has upped the ante, offering Barba $500K to become their new spokesperson. Damn. If this chick decides to walk away from these offers, citing a decision to “focus on singing” and “finish school,” I will lose way more respect for her than I did when I saw those BJ pics.

ABC is retarded. I like the Geico Cavemen commercials…I find them really funny but I don’t know if there is enough funny for a half-hour sitcom once a week.

The story goes that one of the Cavemen ends up marrying a southern society girl, Kate and she ends up taking him into her world of country clubs and high living with hilarious results. It is a “fish out of water” tale that fails to address the fact that cavemen kind of disappeared in the Stone Age.

How will they explain the existence of the Cavemen? I really hope they go the “Encino Man” result and have some crazy cooks find them frozen in a block of ice. OMG! Maybe Pauly Shore could make a cameo.

For those Cavemen fans out there, is also a website called Cavemen’s Crib. You can interact with your favorite Cavemen, dress them up, ect… I feel as though these funny guys are going to wear out their welcome quite fast. Kind of like Jessica Simpson.