Salma Hayek, age 40, is both pregnant and engaged. Her fiancee is Francois-Henri Pinault, a ridiculously rich and powerful man (technically, according to TMZ, “the chairman of French luxury goods empire PPR SA, which owns high-end fashion houses like Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga and Stella McCartney”) who has, as of yet, failed to put any of that money or power to good use on the appearance of his face. But that didn’t seem to bother Salma! My guess is his money and his power were instead focused on some sort of in-vitro procedure, because she’s a little old to be getting knocked up just because the rubber broke. Congratulations to Salma!

This video is not impressive, mostly because I think the band itself is very broke, but the song is VERY tasty.

So maybe just launch the song and then go back to your spreadsheet or something. Then find more music by the band and buy it so one day they can hire Dave Lachapelle to film them in something high concept.

The band is Mates of State and the song is called “All Day.” Enjoy!

Ever wondered what those other dudes from Season 1 of “The Hills” who were buddy buddy with Jason were doing now that their brief moment of fame has ended? We just thought that they were playing nice with Jason for the cameras, but in this moving music video tribute we see that they are saddened by Jason’s recent move to prison.

I find it funny that they a) refrence PerezHilton so they can get on the site b) are “actors” yet have resorted to making YouTube parody videos and c) shower naked together in the video.

Amidst all the shit Rosie’s been giving AmIdol lately, it’s come to my attention that she got her start on Star Search. So of course I had to look for a YouTube clip of it. And I found one! I think this is probably an All-Stars show or something — there don’t seem to be judges or stars awarded. But still. Rosie is much thinner, much nicer, and wearing cute make-up. Where did this Rosie go? (Am I, like, so bad for feminism or what? Rosie! Lose weight! Be pretty! Be nice! You were so much better when you were conforming, darling.) Enjoy!

Hilary Duff takes some shots at Nicole Richie in her new album. Ah, it’s just like the old Nas vs. Jay-Z days. [Ninja Dude]

If you thought Drew Barrymore was a pedophile’s dream come true in E.T., you should see her now! [Mollygood]

Madonna always sees to it that her baby has a Kabbalah bracelet, but she’s not so meticulous about a car seat. [A Socialite's Life]

American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe isn’t racist or weightist, but he sure does hate you, Rosie O’Donnell. [Yeeeah!]

Remember when Isaiah Washington was the drama queen on the Grey’s Anatomy set? That seems like so long ago, but he’s handed his tiara to Kate Heigl. [popbytes]

Blind item: Which glittering bicoastal couple had to pretend to break up for two months because the glamazon actress broke his nose during a cocaine-fueled fight? [Celebrity Smack]

Dolce & Gabbana reluctantly agrees that, okay, maybe gang rape isn’t sexy. But then is it okay with everyone if they move forward with their new zoophile campaign? [Agent Bedhead]

Kevin Federline thinks coverage of his 29th birthday party is worth $25,000. Maybe if the gift bags include strands of Britney’s hair… [SOW]

Madonna’s new H&M commercial. [Warship]

But please continue visiting our fine site and clicking on ads. Just stop voting for American Idol. Leave that to me, and other people who are not retarded.

Love,
Beet