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Normally it bothers me when Lindsay Lohan runs around hooking up with men, like, ten seconds after other women break up with them. But when the other woman is Paris Hilton, I’m all for it. Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos continues his tour of Hollywood’s vaginas with Miss Lohan this weekend. The two met up at Les Deux on Friday night (Lindsay ditched out on Parc after Paris Hilton showed up there — Paris must have only swung by Perez Hilton’s bday party for long enough to pose for pics and ensure that he’ll spend another year failing to cover her racist and slutty life), then left separately and met up at Bossa Nova. Apparently they hung out on Saturday night as well — not sure of the details yet though. Check out the video of Lindsay and Stav below.











































































































Thank you for finally stating the obvious about Perez Hilton’s coverage– or lack thereof– on Useless Human Being Paris Hilton! He pulls no punches with anyone else, but somehow puts up with that useless wretch and never says a word about her idiocy, her racism, and her mean-spiritedness. Could it be he’s agreed to lay off in exchange for use of the family name? Or is he just a slavering yes-man to that talentless shitbird because she looks like a pretty drag queen?
She paid attention to Mario, that’s all it took. He’s so superficial that he can’t even see when it’s being done to him. All she has to do is spend 5 minutes with him, or invite him to a couple of her parties and she’s set, he’ll protect her and slag on anyone she hates.
Mario is a petty, bitchy, whiney, self hating, no talent, who can barely string a sentence together. Who would figure a man without the ability to use spell check would be able to make a living from a blog? Oh, the irony.