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Ugh, Bill Clinton, your wife is the first woman in the history of this country with a real shot at winning a presidential election. If you could just avoid using the words “Britney Spears” in any context at all for the next year and a half, that would be really great, okay? [Socialite’s Life]

I don’t think it’s that interesting that Cisco Adler, newly split from Mischa Barton, is back in the lap of ex Kim Stewart. But I think it’s very funny that the two were hooking up at the Details magazine “relive your college days” party. If I recall correctly, Kim Stewart attended modeling school, and I think the closest Cisco Adler’s been to a university campus is on the iPod of the eight people who actually listen to Whitestarr. Rock on, kids. [Celebslam]

Shakira goes brunette. Verdict: she’s still adorable. [Drunken Stepfather]

Saturday Night Live takes on Sanjaya. [SOW]

Paris Hilton’s flavor of the week is Desperate Housewives‘ Josh Henderson. [popbytes]

Angelina is still so grief-stricken over the loss of her mother that she can’t eat. But adopt a kid? She’s totally okay to do that. [ICYDK]

I’d actually be okay with Mario Lopez hosting The Price is Right if it kept him too busy to do anything else. I think of it like quarantining a virus. [Mollygood]

Ooh!!! Mary-Kate Olsen, I have solved all your career woes. You should be the next Marlboro Man!!! [PopSugar]

Aww … Halle Berry is still a hometown girl at heart. [Cele|bitchy]