Mar 21, 2007 at 08:31 pm by Spiteful Lars

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Vivica A. Fox was released from jail early Wednesday after she was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence, authorities said. The 42-year-old actress was pulled over late Tuesday after her vehicle passed a patrol car on the Hollywood Freeway at 80 mph.

People, people, if you’re going to drive drunk you’ve got to slow down. That’s just common sense. Go just a few miles over the speed limit, that way the cops won’t suspect a thing. Also don’t be a minority. Just in general.

2 Responses to “Vivica Gets Her Drink On… Then Gets Her Drive On”

  1. Brownie says:

    “Also don’t be a minority. Just in general.”

    Thanks for reminding us. Like we can forget.

  2. Anonymous says:

    you suck my labia

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