It’s almost like Jenna Jameson is the very definition of class. [DListed]
I want a “Tears for Spears” t-shirt. [CityRag]
Angelina, Madd, Pax, Zahara and Ylgixx leave Vietnam. Okay, I made the last kid up, but that’s totally what they’re going to name him. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrities continue to be a ringing endorsement for rehab. Robbie Williams is sober as a judge, if that judge is really drunk. [Celebslam]
TORI I LOVE YOU!!! I love you Tori!!! I love you I love you I love you!!! I am soooo excited for when your May 1 album leaks sometime in early April!!! I will steal it and listen to it obsessively because you are my God. [popbytes]
Why would you want to look at pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s naughty bits when there are naked pictures of Pete Doherty on the Internet? [NSFW] [SOW]
Nicole Richie isn’t anorexic, she’s hypoglycemic, a blood sugar condition which I’m sure isn’t at all aggravated by the fact that she never eats. [Rumorficial]
Even Google thinks Lindsay Lohan has a drug problem. [WOW]
Dita Von Teese sans make-up. [Mollygood]