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The Miss USA Pageant Still Blows

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I love how the Miss USA people are acting like they are so brave standing by the drug addict chick. Guys, do you think we don’t know that she’s the only press you’ve gotten in years?

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — …Organizers say will spotlight how reigning titleholder Tara Conner nearly lost her crown and ended up in rehab.

“Certainly, our reigning Miss USA is going to be on television and we’re certainly not going to shy away from referring to what happened,” executive producer Phil Gurin told The Associated Press on Monday. “Why shy away from what’s part of our family? We embrace our family.”

Translation: “She’s now our “family” because every news outlet in the world mentioned the fact that the Miss USA pageant still exists. Hell, we might ask the next Miss USA to participate in a gang bang as part of her contract.”

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  • So, do you think the new Miss Skeleton, uh, I mean Miss USA (Miss Tennessee) was chosen for media hype! I am wondering if they are planning on exposing her for some kind of eating disorder topic. I took one look at her, and totally thought of Nichole Richie. Am I the only one out there thinking this? Please tell me if I am wrong!

  • I couldn’t believe how sick this girl looks. I just flipped through all of the Miss Universe contestant photos, and she looks disgustingly sick. No wonder she fell over as she probably had no energy left to walk the stage