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Do you know what’s sad? I can tell you with a great degree of confidence that this latest picture of Lindsay Lohan’s lady-flower is not Photoshopped. How, you ask, can I be so certain of such things? Was I there? Did I take the picture myself? No, no. I’ve just been doing this for so damn long that I know what Lindsay Lohan’s vagina looks like. [Egotastic]

Britney’s getting out of rehab this week. Hide the umbrellas. [POTP]

The Melinda Doolittle School of Humility. [DListed]

Justin Timberlake is predictably humble in his Details interview. [Allie]

Amy Winehouse canceled her second Los Angeles concert (because she doesn’t have a drinking problem), but check out exclusive pics from the show she did do. [popbytes]

Ladies and gentleman, we have DNA. [Ninja Dude]

Ever since she’s starting hanging out with Paris Hilton, I’m increasingly comfortable with the image of Elisha Cuthbert trapped and suffocating. [The Blemish]

Natasha Bedingfield rocks a killer take on Snow Patrol’s “Just Forget the World.” [Perez]

Vince Vaughn takes his cocaine and alcohol addiction out on a an unsuspecting sushi restaurant. [Defamer]

OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS!!! PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 10,008 IS COMING OUT SOON!!! You know what I’m most excited for? The plot. Ugh. Trailer. Because you guys care. [Bree @ Buzznet]

Naomi Campbell looks fierce in her orange city-bathroom-cleaning ensemble. Tyra Banks is totally masturbating to these pictures. [Celebitchy]

Alyssa Milano has very large breasts. [Drunken Stepfather]