Ryan Phillippe throws a hamburger at photogs, because everything’s totally fine. [Celebslam, photos]
Kirsten Dunst takes a break from chain-smoking to suck face with the lead singer of some band you’ve never heard of. You know who probably has heard of his band? His girlfriend. [Allie]
Tonya Harding’s whole life is Nancy Kerrigan’s revenge. [IBBB]
Nicole Richie is also going on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off American Idol. Or until 2010, whichever comes first. [DListed]
Usher’s girlfriend finally ditches her husband. [Bossip]
It turns out that men would rather look at pictures of an exotic, hot, half-naked chick than listen to that same chick sing about she’s a “crazy bitch” who will “f*** you up.” Some lessons you learn the hard way, Tila Tequila. [Agent Bedhead]
Twin Peaks Season 2 makes its DVD debut. You know you wanna. [popbytes]
Hayden Panettiere gets a little frisky with the Stanley Cup. [Ninja Dude]
Tori Spelling uses the word “mommihood” on her MySpace blog, and, like, I don’t know what to do with the fact that she obviously put a great deal of thought into the spelling of a word that doesn’t exist. [SOW]