Mar 11, 2007 at 09:39 pm by Evil Beet

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Poor Paris Hilton. It must be really tough to have to find new best friends all the time when all your old ones end up in rehab. But Elisha Cuthbert? I mean, she’s hot, but what does she really have to offer Paris? I don’t think she even has a famous boyfriend to be stolen. Maybe it’s just that Elisha’s always willing to drive, since Paris needs to be, you know, not doing that at all anymore. Oh well. Elisha’s a big girl, she can take care of herself. Just stay away from my Hayden, Paris!!

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2 Responses to “As Long As She’s Still Nowhere Near My Hayden Panettiere…”

  1. Anonymous says:

    She is supposed to be the girl Justin Timberlake wrote “what goes around comes around”

  2. Fonzie Weber says:

    Elisha did do a movie with Paris.

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