As Long As She’s Still Nowhere Near My Hayden Panettiere…
March 11th, 2007 by Evil BeetPoor Paris Hilton. It must be really tough to have to find new best friends all the time when all your old ones end up in rehab. But Elisha Cuthbert? I mean, she’s hot, but what does she really have to offer Paris? I don’t think she even has a famous boyfriend to be stolen. Maybe it’s just that Elisha’s always willing to drive, since Paris needs to be, you know, not doing that at all anymore. Oh well. Elisha’s a big girl, she can take care of herself. Just stay away from my Hayden, Paris!!
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March 12th, 2007 at 5:28 am
She is supposed to be the girl Justin Timberlake wrote “what goes around comes around”
March 12th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Elisha did do a movie with Paris.