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Mar 11, 2007 at 09:39 pm by Evil Beet
Poor Paris Hilton. It must be really tough to have to find new best friends all the time when all your old ones end up in rehab. But Elisha Cuthbert? I mean, she’s hot, but what does she really have to offer Paris? I don’t think she even has a famous boyfriend to be stolen. Maybe it’s just that Elisha’s always willing to drive, since Paris needs to be, you know, not doing that at all anymore. Oh well. Elisha’s a big girl, she can take care of herself. Just stay away from my Hayden, Paris!!
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2 Responses to “As Long As She’s Still Nowhere Near My Hayden Panettiere…”
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Margaret Cho Didn’t Like What Karl Lagerfeld Said About Adele Either
ms. cho is a GODDESS! tell it, sistah, fuck yeaaaaah -
Russell Brand Files for Divorce from Katy Perry
Why does she need to be wasted and party?? I’m a romanti c prude and don’t get it. Isn’t there any other way of being young and heartbroken? -
Look, It’s Blue Ivy Carter!
It’s the weirdest thing, I had a little boy in October and Blue Ivy is the absolute double of him. So tempted to post a photo to prove it. Are the pictures supposed to be post-delivery because I don’t think they are, on the basis that... -
Look, It’s Blue Ivy Carter!
Yes, her hair is suspect (too perfect). That baby is not red, blotchy, misshapen or anything. Most babies are not this picture perfect for a month. -
Look, It’s Blue Ivy Carter!
There are people saying that Beyonce’s perfect hair post-delivery is a little suspect ? Surely they realise that that is not her real hair ?
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She is supposed to be the girl Justin Timberlake wrote “what goes around comes around”
Elisha did do a movie with Paris.