Mar 09, 2007 at 06:11 pm by Evil Beet

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Salma Hayek, age 40, is both pregnant and engaged. Her fiancee is Francois-Henri Pinault, a ridiculously rich and powerful man (technically, according to TMZ, “the chairman of French luxury goods empire PPR SA, which owns high-end fashion houses like Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga and Stella McCartney”) who has, as of yet, failed to put any of that money or power to good use on the appearance of his face. But that didn’t seem to bother Salma! My guess is his money and his power were instead focused on some sort of in-vitro procedure, because she’s a little old to be getting knocked up just because the rubber broke. Congratulations to Salma!

3 Responses to “Salma Hayek is Preggers”

  1. Fonzie Weber says:

    Is that old dude in that photo her fiancee?

    I hope, no I pray, that the kid comes out looking 99.9/10ths% like her!

  2. Chloe says:

    God, i could not stop laughing at that aritcle! Beet, you excelled yourself there!

  3. Kristi says:

    I hope that english is not the language they teach their child to speak. Salma’s accent is awful.

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