Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Captain America Bites It

I know I’m the only thing even close to a comic book reader around here, Beet and T used to smoke outside the store I frequented and make fun of me. That’s part of the reason I’m so angry today.

But I have news that affects us all, and it’s about comic books. You ready? Brace yourself.

They’ve killed Captain America. It’s true, look here.

Marvel says the comic story line was intentionally written as an allegory to current real-life issues like the Patriot Act, the War on Terror and the September 11 attacks.

Perhaps I’m the only one freaked out by this, but it should be a sad day for us all. When guys named Captain America start getting whacked by fellow Americans it might be time to take a look at some shit that’s going down.

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