Looking Good, Lindsay!
Feb 26, 2007 at 05:00 pm by Evil Beet

Sobriety is treating Lindsay Lohan well. While she’s certainly had some help from Britney, Anna and Oscar, it’s been quite a while since we ran a Lindsay-Lohan-threw-a-fit-then-cried-then-fell-then-went-to-the-bathroom-18-times story around here. She looks adorable in these pics, leaving a private party at new L.A. hotspot Winston’s this weekend, and I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I think this girl is finally starting to get her shit together. Rock on, Lindsay!
Mary-Kate Olsen, Hard-Nosed Journalist
Feb 26, 2007 at 03:12 pm by Evil Beet

Or, you know, candy-nosed journalist, white-nosed journalist, powder-nosed journalist. Take your pick. Ana’s BFF submitted the “My Favorite Purse” essay she wrote in fifth grade to the New York Times, and in return they handed over her very own byline:

I have a large, red quilted Chanel bag that I borrowed from my sister Ashley. I wore it to an event and never gave it back. Luckily, she’s moved on to another bag, so I’m safe for now. I’m not quite sure how many bags I have, but let’s just say I have a few. When I find a bag I like, I tend to wear it to death until I become obsessed with another one. This probably happens three to five times a year. But I always come back to the Chanel. The size isn’t overwhelming, and it has enough subtle detail to keep it interesting.

I also have the smaller version in blue and in white, but the red is definitely my favorite. I don’t have a stylist — I’d rather just do my own thing and put together my own outfits. The chain-handle bag is the perfect accent to almost any combination I come up with. I look at everything with a designer’s eye, but I wouldn’t change a thing about this bag. I think that’s why it’s a true classic.

Wow, MK. Tear. Did someone say “Pulitzer”? I think yes.

Thanks to Gawker for the heads-up.

Bob Brown Addicted to Jail
Feb 26, 2007 at 01:42 pm by Spiteful Lars

Non snarky version here.

My version: How good is this intro:

CANTON, Mass. – For the second time in a year, Bobby Brown has been arrested while in town to watch his daughter at a cheerleading competition.

Lesson: Don’t go to cheerleading competitions. Also:

Brown was cooperative outside the high school, and borrowed Loomis’ cell phone to arrange to get out of jail, the constable said.

1) He was cooperative because this happens all the time.
2) The conversation went something like this:

“Hey, it’s Bobby. Not much. Oh, yeah, one quick thing, I’m in jail again. Yup, child support. Ha! Well where’s the fun in paying man? Anyway, can you rustle up some cash and come on down? No, no hurry, I’m catching up with some of my my buddies. Cool. See ya then.”

I really wish the Bobby/Whit show would come back on. That was the best show ever, just ahead of Growing Pains.

“Show me that smile again (show me that smile) /
Don’t waste another minute on your crying!”

Brit Spears Wants You Dead
Feb 26, 2007 at 01:26 pm by Spiteful Lars

These British folks are reporting Brit Spears was found with a “death list” of people she wanted to kill when they dragged her into rehab.

Well then. K-Fed made the list, no shocker there. I am starting to wonder if she can come back from this. Not career wise, the world is a forgiving place, but mentally. She seems rabbit on the stove crazy at this point.

Our friends (seriously, we have lunch together) over at “I don’t like you in that way” are all over this too.

Stars: They’re Just Like Us!
Feb 26, 2007 at 01:00 pm by Evil Beet



They make sure their 12-year-old sons get lap dances from busted-ass hos. Diddy’s son Justin gets his world rocked.

(That is probably the first and only time you will hear me use the word “ho” on this blog. It’s not a word I use very often. But when your adult, but-her-face ass is rubbing all up on some 12-year-old boy’s cock, you, my dear, are a ho.)

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Photos from Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party
Feb 26, 2007 at 12:50 pm by Evil Beet





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