I’m must bring you this entertaining bit to teach you all about Sloths. Watch for the “Eat Cocaine” line.

The Tribune of Nassau published these photos this morning, alleging that ANS had an affair with Shane Gibson, the Bahamian immigration official who approved her application for permanent residency in the Bahamas. This is also the man with whom Dannielynn was allegedly left when Anna left for her doomed trip to Florida. While I’m fairly certain we can count this fella out in the battle for Dannielynn’s paternity, they do look awful close.

I rarely click on ads on this site. Click fraud and all that. But they are getting better and better. I just now saw one in the corner that said: “Got Herpes? Find Out Who Is Spreading STDs in Your Area.” I clicked it, because how do you not click that?, and was directed to YouGaveMeAnSTD.com. Here’s their overview:

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YouGaveMeAnSTD.com is an online forum where people can tell of their past sexual encounters where they received an STD from a partner who wasn’t honest and upfront with them. As a visitor on our site you are able to search for these alleged infectors by name, city or state reducing your chances of being victimized. Remember the adage “learn from other peoples mistakes.”

This reminds me of our old friend here at The Beet, DontDateHimGirl.com, and how we nearly destroyed a young man’s future in casual, self-satisfying sexual misadventures by reporting on it. As I’d hate to risk doing that to someone else, I won’t call out my fave stories from this new site, but suffice it to say that it’s equally amusing.

So yes it is sad to profit from people’s pain but when it is Anna Nicole dying it seems to be open season. The New York Post, really the captain of considerate journalism, posted a cartoon that was in pretty poor taste but yet it was also quite funny. So funny honestly that I had to post it.

I think that Tom Selleck is actually the father of Anna’s baby and that Howard has him chained a dungeon somewhere torturing him with re-runs of Magnum PI. Just a thought…makes more sense that the child coming from Howard J. Marshall’s 90 year-old sperm.

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Wow. There aren’t a lot of things I really need to say about this…I feel as though this outfit speaks for itself. Nobody should wear colored tights, I don’t care how long your legs are. Really you need to pair this cute dress maybe with cute boots…it is WINTER Joss Stone. I love how she is trying to sex it up now that she has a new album coming out. If sexing it up means looking like a slutty high school senior at Seth’s Crazy Halloween Bash 1994 then she succeeded. What frightens me the most about this outfit was that she actually wore it to Marc Jacobs fashion show.

Turns out the red states aren’t Grammy voters. Who knew?

Dixie Chicks killed it. They won every single award for which they were nominated. That’s five of ‘em, folks. Including record, album and song of the year. So the question, now, is turned on middle America’s radio stations: Are you ready to make nice?

In contrast, country darling Carrie Underwood picked up Best New Artist and Best Female Country Vocal Performance for “Jesus, Take the Wheel.”

Xtina and John Mayer picked up Best Female/Male Pop Vocal, and Gnarls Barkley won some stuff, as did Beyonce and J.T. Other stuff happened, too, but I’m tired tonight and all you guys care about is the photos anyway, and that’s Teddy and Moo’s domain.