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Hugh Does It Dirty

Page 6 says Hugh Hefner is getting married again to the chickie pictured above (Holly Madison). Not only will she recieve mind altering elderly sex with a moderate chance of breakin’ a man’s hip but she’ll also get the security that comes with the Playboy Mansion’s grotto.

I can tell you that by the time I’m 80 not only will I not care about women; I’ll be in full crotchety mode (while pursuing competitive shuffleboard). Right now women are lovely. At 80, egh, I’m good.

Nice work Hugh, now don’t you go dying on us.

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  • I LOVE HOLLY!!!!! and congrats!!!!! i hope they have kids because she soooo wants kids with him!

  • I’ love you Holly,Hef,Kendra and Bridget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reni in Hungary!!

    Good you Kendra,Hef,Holly and Bridget!!

    Come on Hungary!!!!Thank you!!

  • Hef,I had all your Playboy mags., untll I had a fire, and that really SUCKED! I always wanted to be somebody like your beautifull women & and beautifull life as you have, but now I”m looseing my jaw slowly but surly, and my face has made me look pretty shity! I was once a couple of times on front cover of Fastlane Magazine and inside pictures of Golden Gloves in1985 & 1986.Now I”m 59yrs. & I look like ^!~~(+?><&~**) But, I do play the Playboy Mansion Game for years. It”s cool as hell! How do you make this story short? Anyway, keep up the great work, you are loved everywhere! Are you going to put out a Playboy2 out? Need to put a couple of your cars and room to park them in front behind a black rod iron fence,hmmm! take care of your back, love ya, Patricia