Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This Summer Anna Nicole is King Tut


The news is this:

Eight days after former Playmate Anna Nicole Smith died, a Florida judge signed an order to have her refrigerated remains embalmed. “We’re beginning to give her peace,” Judge Larry Seidlin said.

I had no idea people were still embalmed. Will she get a gold sarcophagus too?

The good news for everyone who wants this in the news for the next decade is that the Judge also allowed for another DNA sample to be taken so all those pesky paternity claims can be cleared up. It also seems from the article that the embalming will be completed soon, possibly even today. I’m not sure how I feel about any of this anymore though I think my people are generally in favor of cremation. Based on anecdotal historical evidence embalming just leads to grave robbers.