Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rehab is For Quitters

So the inevitable has happened…Britney Spears checked herself into rehab. Don’t get too excited yet, however, because she also has checked out of rehab. According to TMZ this rehab facility was out of the country. I was wondering where Britney had been for the past 2 days…I almost started to worry.

Evidently she is on her way back to LA. Sigh. I really hoped that she would disappear for a while and stage her big comeback. I need a new CD to work out to and Fergie isn’t cutting it. I really hope that Britney gets some help soon because her antics have gone from “breaking out of her shell” to “going buckwild insane” in the past few weeks.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton look really responsible in comparison. That is sad.