Harry Potter’s Ass

Um, so, I think this kid’s 17, so I may actually be trafficking in kiddie porn here. If that’s the case, um — authorities? — if you could just kindly alert me I will gladly take this picture down. Until then, our favorite Equustrian, Daniel Radcliffe, continues to take his clothing off for promo shots. Rumor has it the actual play contains full frontal nudity, so it’s really just a matter of time before some Harry Potter cock makes the Internet rounds (holy Christ, I just said “Harry Potter cock”). Seriously — this kid was born in July of 1989. Am I really that bad at math or does that make him underage still? Is that legal in Britain? Underage penises? On stage?

I am all for this kid building a career independent of Harry Potter, but is this kind of reminiscent of Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls for anyone else? Like, we get it, Jessie Spano. You can play a different character. But you know what I’d really pay to see? Daniel Radcliffe doing the caffeine-pill episode of Saved by the Bell. “I’m so excited! I’m so, I’m so … scared!!” Okay okay I’m rambling now. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado: Harry Potter’s ass.

51 Comments

  1. potter fan says:

    i think potters ass is a bit small but probably better to squeeze in real life

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  3. Cathy says:

    He’s an art form. And he’s got guts. Good for him.

  4. cyber says:

    My problem is that there’s nothing special online anymore. I’m searching for something very interesting and cant find anything!

  5. linemaster96 says:

    Yeah!! (Wrings hands)! Nice blog you have here. I’ve enjoyed much reading your last posts. Keep it that way.

  6. bbbbbbbbbb says:

    i cant wait to see his penis

  7. kyo_sohma2003 says:

    mong harry nho wa

  8. annonamus says:

    daniel is doing porno that is so wrong

  9. Carl says:

    Harry thats not normal dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Dkr says:

    I think it is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  11. GEEEE says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

    thats so rank

  12. moop says:

    wtf…..GAY

  13. moop says:

    everyone here is fuckin gay!!!!!!!!or just weird cuz they like 2 look at kids asses……..WTF

  14. luv the tusshie.

  15. hottie says:

    Go, go “Harry”, do your best;)

  16. simon says:

    i could do sexual things to/with it

  17. LaughingOnTheFloor says:

    xD he’s got ass dimples

  18. gross says:

    he must have a small dick if its not hangin between his legs haha

  19. Kio says:

    lol, it wrinkles, dimples, and looks like it’s shrinking. He looks like he’s clenching, lol. And what’s with the pose? He looks like a guy searching for a towel– “the steam is fogging up my potter-vision!”

  20. chikita says:

    WTF!!!!BOIS ASS ON THE NET,THATS SOOOOOO WRONG?wot happened to u man?u turning gay?

  21. koi says:

    wanna fuck him

  22. lucy says:

    i just wish i could touch it!!!!!!

  23. quinoa says:

    LOL i think i found a video when Harry is “makin babies” with Hermiona and Ron is masturbating like we Slovaks say “for his life”

  24. GARY says:

    HIS ASS IS NICE

  25. GARY says:

    ITS SO SQUEZZEABLE AND NICE

  26. sophia says:

    Um, he’s not a kid. He’s 20. Jackass.

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  45. ESHE says:

    I don’t believe that he actually agreed to take that photo. I am disappointed. it’s just not the Daniel Radcliffe i had in my mind.

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