There’s a sixth hat in the Dannielynn paternity ring. And he’s in jail. Nice. [dlisted]
Brit-pop up-and-comer Lily Allen sports some conspiracy theories. [Buzznet]
You thought Austria was neutral? Not when it comes to Paris Hilton. They threw trash at her. [POTP]
Wow, remember that Uruguayan model who died of an anorexia-related heart attack in August? Her younger sister, also a model, just died the same way. Unbelievable. All together now, girls: starving is not cool. [Cele|bitchy]
L.A. comedy clubs seem to be the hot-spot for bitchy comedian screaming matches lately. This week: Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan throw down. Check out the video. [Celebrity Smack]
Taylor Hicks is that abhorrent sort of diva who doesn’t even allow other men to watch him pee. For shame! [Celebslam]
TRL is dead. Vanessa Minnillo is unemployed. Jessica Simpson is doing a happy dance. [Just Jared]
Katie Holmes in Harper’s Bazaar. [Warship]