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- Daniel Radcliffe Likes 'Em HAIRY
- Miley Cyrus Wasted and Eating Penis Cake
- BREAKING: LeAnn Rimes NOT in a Bikini!
- UPDATE: Brad Pitt Still a Total Sex God
- Olivia Munn Really Wants You to Like Her I Guess
- Jessica Simpson's Pregnancy Cravings
- JC Chasez SAVED A BABY'S LIFE
- Frances Bean and Her Fiancee Are Private People
- Better Get a Preorder on That Miley Sex Doll!
- BREAKING: Russell Brand Blindsides Katy Perry With Divorce
- Beyonce "Had" a Baby - Tiana-May Carter?
- Rihanna & Chris Brown: Professing Their Undying Love Via Twitter?
- Just When She Was Starting to Look OK
- BREAKING: Bradley Cooper Hooking Up With Zoe Saldana
Feb 04, 2007 at 03:08 am by Evil Beet
You are way, way cooler than the cop who pulled me over last week, and much nicer than the cop who pulled me over the week before that. Thanks for being a doll. I will live to terrorize the roads of Los Angeles another day.
With love,
Beet
Also, Paris got that restraining order against ParisExposed.com, further insuring that her latest “passion” project will stay front and center as everyone goes to print next week. Say what you will, but that girl’s a genius.
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Madonna: M.I.A.’s Super Bowl Antics Were ‘Teenager’
M.I.A. is taking the whole Forrest Gump saying to heart. This really is the epitome of “stupid is as stupid does.” -
Nick Carter: “I Didn’t Attend My Dead Sister’s Funeral.”
Coping Ugly… I’m surprised no one has used that one for a TV series… It has real oomph, like Breaking Bad… -
Quotables: Chelsea Handler Talks About 50 Cent
I didn’t think these comments were offensive either, BUT, the rest of her interview with Howard Stern was laced with mean-spirited, high school bs comments about 50. Why do people keep watching her show? She’s as funny... -
LOOK HOW GOOD KHLOE LOOKS.
I completely missed it—-has it been proven that Khloe was not the child of RK?!
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