Feb 02, 2007 at 05:01 pm by Evil Beet

Alicia Keys needs to stop fallin’ in and out of love and start fallin’ in and out of a razor.
You know, one of these days I’m going to be really sorry for all the time I’ve invested in being unnecessarily cruel to public figures without any thought at all as to how it might make them feel. I just want you guys to know that I know that.
Thanks to PotP for the heads-up (via Bossip).

23 Responses to “Things Are Getting a Bit Hairy for Alicia Keys”

  1. blemish says:

    That’s…kind of gross.

    • Oscar T. says:

      That round book area most gettin dusty. Golden trails of happiness, lustful moves of xcitement. Blast, but never to fast. Keepin and never forgettin our past. (OMONEY) O

  2. Anonymous says:

    Is it just me, or is it pretty amazing that the phots we get on the internets are now so high quality that we can nitpick some hairs on a boob? I mean, ten years ago, I had to look at boobs in magazines. Five years ago, I would have just said “nice boob!” Now? Ha … no hair, no blemishes, no nothing or we’re bringin’ out the beetclaws!

  3. EvilBeet says:

    Ha! “Beetclaws.” Love it.

  4. Kantrece says:

    yah need to leave that chick alone cuz we all know women got unwanted hair in different sots of there body so stop hattin’

  5. Nobody's 'hatin'? Jesus fucking Christ says:

    Dumb porch monkey. Learn how to spell. Yeah everyone has unwanted hair, but most of us know how to shave. Idiot.

    • dzizna says:

      my advice to you : go get laid>)) oh yeah and take the classes to teach you how to appropriately converce and what is normal and what is not.The prson who published the pics is sick.
      Oh yeah about shaving: Nobody shaves chest, it will worsen the visibility of hair,
      absolutely inconvenient and many more reasons.

  6. nicole says:

    if u look at other photos close like this one u dont see hair so they just probley did that

  7. Bugsy says:

    My best friend has this kind of website. It’s so much better than this one. So you better go away from here

  8. James Newton says:

    Sounds attractive. I’m totally agree with you.

  9. mr keys says:

    i still fuck her

  10. Kanny_amour says:

    Wow, you people can obsess over the simplest, most natural things! The woman is BEAUTIFUL, that’s a fact. So she has a bit more chest hair than your frivolousness thinks ‘appropriate’. So What?

    • dzizna says:

      I absolutely agree with you.also It s amazing how people are not ashamed of their stupidity.they probably dont even realize it.

  11. Paola says:

    OMG guys…stop hatin…it’s people like you i feel sorry for you waste all your life on pickin out the imperfections that others have…i bet you you dont have any (sarcasm)…am i right?…

  12. anon says:

    its funny how jealousy always gets the better of weak pathetic people

  13. your dumb. says:

    this is such a stupid website…
    your probably 93853248 times uglier than her.

  14. mista keys says:

    i wouldent give a fuck if she had hair on her ass i would still fuck the shit out of her

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  16. Love and basketball says:

    I donT care bout her hairs I meand HELLO its not about hair Itz all about her voice -.- so stop talkin ay -.-

  17. max says:

    WOW

    I found Alicia Keys nude Video at

    http://aliciakeys-53.blogspot.com/

    Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy…

    Good Quality video… :-)

  18. Sophia says:

    I just wanted to say that I found your site via Bing and I am glad I did. Keep up the good work and I will make sure to bookmark you for when I have more free time away from the books. Thanks again!

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