Monday Morning Music
Jan 29, 2007 at 03:04 pm by EvilT

I am sorry that this is more like “Monday Evening Music” except the T is a little under the weather. I would like to introduce you to one of my favorite bands ever. This is Gomez. I found this band my freshman year of college on my friend’s WinAmp. This song “Shot Shot” is quite fun and the video itself is worth checking out. Hope you enjoy this band as much as I do.

The Kevin Federline Super Bowl Commercial
Jan 29, 2007 at 02:27 pm by Evil Beet

Good move, Nationwide Insurance.

Brandy to Be Prosecuted in Fatal Car Crash
Jan 29, 2007 at 01:50 pm by Evil Beet

The California Highway Patrol has recommended that singer and sitcom star Brandy be prosecuted for a fatal car crash she caused last month. In late December, Brandy was driving on L.A.’s 405 freeway at 65 mph, but she failed to slow down when the car in front of her did. She hit the car, causing a series of accidents that resulted in the death of a 38-year-old married mother of one. There was no evidence of drugs or alcohol involved, and Brandy was not arrested at the scene.

However, today the CHP recommended that Brandy be prosecuted for misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter. If convicted, Brandy could potentially face a year in an L.A. county jail and a fine of $1000, which I’m sure is far, far less punishment than living in Brandy’s head is right now.

ParisExposed is Hiding?
Jan 29, 2007 at 01:32 pm by Evil Beet


Uh-oh! Where did ParisExposed.com go? It produces an error message now. Hmm. Did Joe Francis’ legal action put the brakes on the site? Or did some Paris-friendly hackers break in and shut down their servers? Anybody know what’s going on here?

Luckily, all the pictures and videos from the site are scattered across the Internet by now. But I’d sure be pissed if I’d paid the $40 fee for access to the site.

Andy Dick Cracks Me Up
Jan 29, 2007 at 11:27 am by Evil Beet

X17 has some great footage of Andy leaving a club on Kiefer Sutherland’s heels. As Kiefer signs autographs for the “fans” paparazzi, Andy demands to know why no one has a picture of him to be signed: “Can I see one goddamn picture of me? Please!” This goes on for a solid minute, then Andy tries to climb into Kiefer’s limo and has to be extracted by a bodyguard.

To add insult to injury, X17 has labeled the piece with “Kiefer Sutherland” and “What?” They don’t even have an Andy Dick label!
I don’t care what people say about that guy, he pretty consistently makes me laugh. Rock on, Andy.
LEO IS SINGLE!!!
Jan 29, 2007 at 10:40 am by Evil Beet

I suppose I should be making a concerted effort to care about the SAG awards right now, but, thankfully, there is much more exciting news on the gossip horizon!

According to “press reports” (in fairness, I cannot find the source for the life of me, but who needs a source for great news like this?), Leonardo DiCaprio got his ass dumped by his girlfriend of six months, Israeli model Bar Rafaeli. The paper breaking the story is supposedly Britain’s News of the World (again, can’t find anything on their website, but whatevs), who quotes a source as saying that Bar couldn’t keep up with Leo’s crazy par-tay lifestyle: “Bar is a professional model so she has to be healthy and look great every day, so there is no way that she could keep up with that kind of decadent lifestyle. When they were apart she worried about what he was up to and in the end decided it would be easier and less painful just to say enough is enough.”

Sheesh. Clearly this girl needs to take lessons from Kate Moss, who manages to look great and get high every single day! (Although News of the World also reports that Moss is about to be dumped by client Rimmel, as her age is starting to show.)

There are a few lessons to take from this. The first is that anyone can get dumped, even if you’re Leonardo Freaking DiCaprio. The second is that, if and when you do get dumped, it’s unwise to take refuge in a bottle of self-tanner and then attend the SAG awards. Lastly, and most important, Leo is now single and vulnerable! Time to move in for the kill, ladies!