Check out Tara Reid miscounting her way into the New Year.

Listen carefully kids.

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially called it quits according to Perez Hilton who claims to have the inside scoop on this former golden couple. After a three year relationship that many thought would lead to marriage, Justin has allegedly pulled the plug on “clingy” Cameron.

Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34 were last seen in public on December 16th and did not spend the holidays together which is odd for a couple that seemed to be on their way to marriage. According to Canada.com, “while partying at Senses nightclub in Memphis two days before Christmas, Timberlake told friends ‘the breakup is for keeps.’”

I’ve heard that these two have broken up about thirty times, and I am not sure why I believe it this time, but it seems that these two are dunzo. Thank the lord. I’m so sick of seeing pictures of them surfing. I guess Justin has been heard telling sources that he and Cameron are officially over…lets hear what their reps come up with in a few hours but if all is right in the world we have a new single guy in Hollywood.

Now Justin Timberlake can get back together with Britney Spears…after she gets back from rehab.

No, that’s overly mean spirited even for a child of spite. But some of Houston’s stuff is going up for sale and you can be the proud owner if you hustle down to New Jersey post haste.

You can see the full list of stuff for sale here but the highlights include:

Dolce & Gabban Bustiers
Atelier Versace Beaded Cat Suit
Some of Bobby’s Awards
Northfield 36″ Vertical Band Saw

No word as to whether the band saw was used by Whitney herself and the items are only going up for auction because no one paid the storage bill. The lesson here: Pay all bills, and then only afterwards do enough drugs to kill a horse.

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year’s Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year’s Day. We can state with confidence, however, that they were both high. [The Superficial]

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have reportedly split for good. I bet he’s realized lately what a huge mistake it was to leave Britney and hopes to win her back. [Pop on the Pop]

Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore may be back together. [Bricks and Stones]

Heather Mills continues her quest to become the single most hated person in all of England. [Glitterati]

Photogs catch Nicole Richie sucking face with Joel Madden on New Year’s Eve. [The Blemish]

Someone snuck a cell phone camera into the Saddam Hussein hanging this weekend, and caught the whole thing on tape. Saddam drops at 1:40 on the tape.

Please note: this is video of an actual hanging. Viewer discretion strongly advised.

Watch as Nick Lachey’s honey drops the f-bomb on live TV.