Los Angeles will be the new home of Posh and Becks! David Beckham today agreed to a five-year deal with the Major League Soccer team the Los Angeles Galaxy. This has been in the works for a while but I am so excited that he is going to be coming to the United States. I love soccer, and the MLS needs a boost which David will provide for sure. The president of the Los Angeles Galaxy is quite excited about this move as he stated today,

“David Beckham will have a greater impact on soccer in America than any athlete has ever had on a sport globally. David is truly the only individual that can build the bridge between soccer in America and the rest of the world.”

I’m guessing that they will be spending quite a lot of time with their new BFFs Katie and Tom. This move will provide a lot of tabloid fodder which I know that the blogosphere is quite happy about.

Welcome!

Ladies listen up, styles are going 60s for the New Year. Looser, super-short 60s shift dresses are coming into style with fun details to spice them up for nighttime. Not only are clothes going 60s, but also makeup as well. Smokey eyes and frosty lips will rule the club scene and lashes are going to be big big big. Break out your fake eyelashes because those are going to be the norm for red carpet events.

While I’m super excited about the 60s coming back, I’m quite frightened about another new trend…wide-legged pants. What? This idea is almost as bad as Stella McCartney’s metallic jumpsuit. While I am glad that pants are finally going to cover my butt, I don’t know if the whole high-waisted thing works with the common woman.

I read somewhere also about neon being big for 2007 which I really don’t think is going to stick. If it does, I might actually break out some LA Gear sneakers and slap bracelets to celebrate.

Get excited ladies and gentlemen for a whole new year of Fashion Victim of the Week and various other Spiteful and Evil comments about various celebrity fashion faux pas. Will Rachel Zoe fade into oblivion? Will Britney Spears ever look lady-like? Will Lindsay Lohan stop wearing leggings? Only time will tell…

Yahoo (slogan “we’re a giant monolith are you’re not”) broke the news today that alleged rapper 50 (or fiddy) Cent will be gracing our johnsons with the latest in rapper latex technology.

He stated:

“As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I’m going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness.”

Well, it seems to me that if you make condoms you’re sort of in a safe sex campaign by default, as the usage of your product would constitute the very thing you say you’re not a part of. However, I respect an artist’s right to be mysterious and vague while chasing dollars. Maybe he means that instead of going door to door looking for kids having unprotected sex he’s simply going to sell condoms straight up and cut out the evangelical middle man.

One thing though; when was the last 50 Cent hit? It seems like he’s more known for hating Oprah than anything else. I guess, God willing, we can still find him in the club, bottle full of bub(bly).

Hi Rosie and Donald,

I just wanted to write to thank you for the feud you’ve been having this month. Each morning, I wake up, still a little groggy from the codeine and tequila, punch off my alarm clock, and go to brush my teeth. I stare at my reflection and wonder what there really is to be awake for. My hum-drum job? My boring friends? Dolphins? It seems a bleak existence.

Then, it hits me: maybe there’s a new development in the Rosie/Donald feud!

Did Rosie say something inflammatory on The View?? Did Donald pen a scathing rebuttal? Anything’s possible with you two!!

I run to my computer.

Oh, joy!

Rosie, without fail, you’ve said something ever so witty and perceptive about Donald on The View. And, Donald, you’ve always authored a brilliantly innovative note in response. Each day it is eye-opening. Each day it feels new.

I smile to myself. This is all fascinating.

I care so much.

So thank you, both of you, for bringing a daily dose of Rosie/Donald feuding happiness into my life. Please keep it coming. The American public is counting on you.

Yours always,
The Beet

Dear Missus Saddam Hussein: A Britney Spears epistle. [The Gilded Moose]

Even I have to admit that Jessica Alba’s ass is incredible. [IDLYITW]

Tara Reid goes down…under. To Australia. I swear. Also, she had to buy her hair its own seat on the plane. [Celebrity Smack]

Mandy Moore and DJ AM are “in the early stages of dating,” which consists primarily of awkward photo ops. [The Blemish]

Brooke Burke pops out a kid, gives it a name better suited to a feminine hygiene product. [Celeb Warship]

Mr. Blackwell releases his worst dressed list for 2006. Brit and Paris tie for first. No, seriously. [Mollygood]

More witty repartee from Donald, Rosie and Barbara, for anyone still following this. [TMZ]

Britney Spears’ stylist: “Don’t blame me!” [Pop on the Pop]

So when I heard that Mary Kate Olsen was in “Factory Girl” I thought that she might, you know, talk or do something of note in the movie. She actually is an extra. Not really even a featured extra just some skinny bitch in the background of a scene. How sad is that…she is quite famous (not for her acting ability mind you) and she ends up not even speaking in her big solo movie debut.

Check it out here…she is in the back in a black dress. I really hope there is more of this because I guess she is playing someone of note but maybe her part was cut. Poor MK…guess “New York Minute” wasn’t the best for your acting career.