I don’t really keep up with the Royal Family. Sure, the normal Christmas card exchange and the occasional pheasant hunting, but other than that it’s not like I know what’s happening in their day to day lives. Which why I was taken aback by these two articles:
What the hell? It seems that Prince William has a lady, and that lady could one day be the Queen of England. By the way, that second article has really poor photos of our gal Kate, she looks to be far more attractive normally as the above pics suggest.
Anyway, I guess I’m happy for the Brits. If indeed they want a new glamour Princess I say it’s high time they had one, we’ve all healed and such.
Did anyone catch L&O last week? (I think it was last week.) The episode was all about a gold-digging woman whose recovering drug-addict son dies in her hospital room. Her “publicist” was with her at the time.
It veers off from there, as L&O is wont to do, and it turns out the kid had, like, a bone graft from some dead chick who’d had ovarian cancer because some doctor hadn’t properly screened the material and was obtaining it illegally. Whatevs. It is sad that this information is currently taking up space in my brain.
Point is: Dick Wolf & Co. wrote, filmed, edited, distributed and aired that entire episode before the good folks in the Bahamas have decided whether to have a formal inquest into the death of Anna Nicole’s son.
They say they’ll make a decision “soon,” and that this process has not taken “unusually long.”
It’s about time Lindsay Lohan took up with a new man. I’m getting tired of running stories about her drug problem. Her flavor of the month is Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, the rocker who got into the most inexplicable boxing match with a concertgoer this weekend. He is also — perhaps not coincidentally — the ex-boyfriend of Ashlee Simpson, whom Lindsay accused of dating her own ex, Wilmer Valderrama, a while back (hence Ashlee’s song “Boyfriend”).
Fun fact about Pete Wentz: his penis is on the Internet. His sidekick got raided, and the naked pics he’d taken of himself (hopefully to send to someone else and not just for his own viewing pleasure) made the Internet rounds in March (NSFW). He was bright enough to leave his face out of the nudy pics, but his pelvic art makes for a pretty easy ID. (What on earth is that thing anyway? A bat? A gremlin? Inquiring minds want to know!)
Okay, so there is this band you’ve never heard of called Flight of the Conchords.
They are a New Zealand Folk Comedy Rap duo. You betcha! Anyway, I want to first hook you into the scene with a youtuber of their glorious work, this song is the story of a racist dragon. But stay tuned afterwards, there’s more to behold!
So, anyway, the one guy is now in a movie competing at the Sundance Film Festival, and it looks to be very silly as well. After all this talk of condoms, and idiots (RosieTrump inc.) and Screech.. let’s all enjoy some laughs eh?
So he can finally understand just how fucking annoying it is to have some small helpless lifeform whining at you to attend to it when really you have lots of other things you’d rather do.
The male playing father figure here is her manager, Larry Rudolph.
I am so saddend by this. I grew up singing her songs and at 12 I really thought I was great at it. She couldn’t shake her demons and now she is gone way to soon. I hope her daughter can avoid the same road. I wasn’t really...
I still question if she actually had the baby, or not. However, its obvious these were shopped and taken professionally. I don’t think they were right after birth, but I also wouldn’t doubt that Beyonce had a team there to do her...
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