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MollyGood has posted one of the best videos I’ve seen in a while. From ParisExposed.Com, the website that just won’t go away, you get not only the “dude covered in blow” actually talking but also Paris being absolutely blitzed out of her mind and Joe Francis showing off her goodies to the camera.
My favorite part has to be when the “dude covered in blow” has to vacuum the excess cocaine off himself with a Dirt Devil because doing a kilo of cocaine in one sitting would lead to such not “hot” things as death. His girlfriend seems a bit peeved at him wasting all of their good drugs to which he replies “it is ok, I’ll buy you a watch.”
From this video we learn a few things. Paris loves being retarded in front of video cameras. Joe Francis is more of a perv than we thought before. Paris loves her drugs. Watching all 20 glorious minutes of this video is totally worth it. It gets slow at times yet really after watching this Tara Ried looks like a Mormon.
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Ashley Olsen. On the Beach. In a Bikini. SWIMMING.
She looks like a cute girl here and the body is very nice. It wouldn’t hurt her to show a bit more of it…and that lovely smile…is public, when the cameras are there. -
FASHION: The 5 Worst Dressed at the 2012 Met Gala
You failed to include Elizabeth Banks, whose dress was inexplicably hideous. Still, the “butt-ugly” award goes to Melania Trump, for that pointy dress, orange face and for being the perfect example of plastic surgery gone...
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wow this makes paris look like even more of a whore and joe francis looks like the horniest guy in the world and kudos to him for making fun of paris like every 5 seconds