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- UPDATE: Brad Pitt Still a Total Sex God

- Olivia Munn Really Wants You to Like Her I Guess

- Jessica Simpson's Pregnancy Cravings

- JC Chasez SAVED A BABY'S LIFE

- Frances Bean and Her Fiancee Are Private People

- Better Get a Preorder on That Miley Sex Doll!

- BREAKING: Russell Brand Blindsides Katy Perry With Divorce

- Beyonce "Had" a Baby - Tiana-May Carter?

- Rihanna & Chris Brown: Professing Their Undying Love Via Twitter?

- Just When She Was Starting to Look OK

- BREAKING: Bradley Cooper Hooking Up With Zoe Saldana
Jan 10, 2007 at 04:43 pm by Evil Beet
There. I said it. Admitting it is half the battle. I’m only sorry that it took me this long.
I don’t have it in me to write anything more interesting about it, really. Cameron looked like she just got done wrestling in the La Brea tar pits. Jennifer Aniston’s breasts finally emerged victorious in the tight race with her chin for the title of “Biggest Thing on Jennifer Aniston’s Body.” I want to put Hayden Panettiere in my pocket and have her with me all day long. I want to return her dress to the table at Pancho’s.
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