Jan 04, 2007 at 01:16 pm by Evil Beet

Courtney Love once again treats us to her own special brand of crazy, as she posted her New Year’s resolutions on her website, without thinking to run a spell-check (or a sanity-check) beforehand. The New York Daily News picked up these items as their favorites, but you can get the full list here.

* Have a happy satisfied child and family

* sell the pony get a new horse

* try this “thin” anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there

* cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap

* chant for Hillary to win

* learn an asian language

* dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.

* have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away

* DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN

* hopefully start another family someday — soon. meet that guy

* know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily

* LEARN TO DRIVE

* STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP

* another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that “wines okay” knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts

* dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds

* stay pissed off at the world for song usage

* no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s

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