Kevin Federline has responded to Britney Spears’ divorce filing. In the response, he asks for legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children and requests spousal support. He’s going to need it: his album debuted at #151 this week, and he’s dropped the price of tickets to his upcoming show in Chicago to $0.00 (that’s not a typo) after his recent show in NYC barely filled a sixth of the theater.

The ever-vigilant folks at Extra sent a reporter all the way out to Fresno to interview one of Kevin’s buddies from back in the day. He confirms that Federline didn’t hear about the divorce from his wife, and he is confident that Federline’s “rapping” “career” can survive his split from The Brit.

Don’t give up hope yet, Kevin! Jerry Springer — The Opera, a musical theater hit in England, is coming to the U.S. in Spring 2007, and they’re putting together a cast. They’re going to need dancers, Kev, and you’d be perfect.

I haven’t listed to the radio in a while since I do not have a car in New York. Since I am in AZ, I was driving around listening to another annoying talk radio show. The subject was Kirstie Alley and if she was skinny enough to wear a bathing suit on TV and if she will gain back all of the weight she has lost. I think people should lay off. These guys were being awful on the radio. I just wanted to call in and see how many of these men calling in had man boobs and big beer guts. Yes, she was wearing control top pantyhose underneath her bathing suit. Yes, she is not 145 (I’m sorry, Rosie O’Donnell and I are in total agreement on this). Yes, she still is a bigger girl. But you know what? I am proud of her. We all at one point have let ourselves get a bit chubby. She took the weight off slowly which is the healthy way to do it. I have much more respect for her than skinny ass Nicole Richie or Kate Bosworth that obviously owe their skinny arms to a whole lot of blow.
So…go Kirstie Alley, shake it.

I’ve been hungover all day. Not hungover on booze but on politics. Why can’t we have one election decided that night? I’m so sick of all this recount stuff. The T is a “Conservative” (no that doesn’t mean I’m all lovely on Bush or this stupid war) but I think really I’m just enamored by the numbers on my computer come election night. I kept hitting the refresh button to check who was winning…not just on the big elections but ALL the elections.

Here are things that I think are cool about our midterm election:

1) Arizona did not pass a silly ban that would reject gay people (and straight people as well) to live as common law partners. This means that finally gay couples can have some rights in AZ. This is awesome. I’m proud that AZ didn’t go the way of other states not realizing that everyone in a loving relationship deserves basic “common law” rights.

2) South Dakota rejected a sweeping abortion ban that would have made abortion illegal even in cases of rape and incest. I’m from ND so this is shocking to me, but I’m so glad something this sweeping did not pass.

3) Pennsylvania voted to allocate $20 million dollars for veterans of the Persian Gulf war.

4) Arizona defeated a measure that would make voting into a million dollar lottery. This in my mind is a smart idea. Come on people. Vote to get your voice heard. Buy your own lottery ticket.

So here is the T’s take on politics today. Who do you think we will see in 2008? I’m not a Hillary fan, so I’m not to enthralled at the idea of her being our president. I hope we have an Obama/McCain 2008 election…that would make me excited. So, until something earth shattering happens in the world of politics I am back rooting for Britney and making fun of Paris.

Peace.

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Say one day Gwen Stefani got really high and then rented “The Sound of Music.” This is what would happen. It sounds like Fergie, but Fergie sounded like Gwen so really I had no idea who it was when I heard it on the radio. The video trips me out though. I think I may have had a bad childhood experience with puppets.

Turns out the Donald Rumsfeld resignation story first broke at…

…the Comedy Central blog.

Loves. It.

[via Gawker]