Look, I’m not sure exactly what kind of voice CNN tells their political reporters to use for articles that will run on the front page, but I’m going to guess that “funny” and “at the President’s expense” are not traditionally part of the directive.
From the front page of CNN.com, right now:
“Key Republican joins Dems in opposing Bolton
This is probably not what President Bush had in mind when he stressed bipartisanship after the Democratic Party’s midterm elections sweep.”
Okay, okay, back to the celeb gossip asap, I promise, guys. Hang in there…
It is so weird that Hollywood has become a warped version of High School. This whole Paris/Lindsay/Stavros/Nicole/Harry/Brandon situation is getting nuts. It seems every night one of them hooks up with someone or says something vicious behind his or her backs. Last night was not an exception. Lindsay was out, again, you know, because she is “not a party girl.” I really want to forward that girl a list of my favorite TV shows and movies. I think it would start to just be exhausting to whore it up 7 days a week. Last night, Lindsay was out at the Genetic Denim One-Year Anniversary Party but Wed, she was off throwing verbal assaults at Paris Hilton.
Wanna see her calling Paris a cunt? Here ya go!
I guess what prompted this was that Paris was making out with Stavros and Paris was chatting with Harry. Wait, no, Lindsay was making out with Stavros and Paris was chatting with Harry. I guess Lindsay was tired from all her partying because she took a pit stop to pick up a $4,000 bag.
Ah Young Hollywood.
Sorry I’m late on this, guys — I decided to take a break from tending to y’all last night to take a stab at a social life. We’ll see how this new experiment goes…
An in-depth review of Britney’s pre-nup shows that she filed for divorce on November 6 for a very good reason: one day later, and she would have had to pay a third year of alimony.
If there is anyone happier about this divorce than the celebrity gossip blogging community, it is, surely, Brit-Brit’s homewreckee, Shar Jackson.
In one more blow to FedEx’s pocketbook, Britney is shopping around pics of Jayden James … for free.
Rumors are circulating that Federline talked about divorcing Britney a month before she filed the papers to divorce him. A likely story.
And, finally, BRITNEY IS BACK IN THE RECORDING STUDIO! Hooray!
Here is a quote from my comment section.
“You can enjoy beautiful concert videos of Justin performing at the concert (and accompanying himself on the guitar) on the You Tube site, or you can check out his Myspace Site as well for more current and accurate information.”
So you know what I did? I went to You Tube and I checked out some concert footage from his New Jersey concert. I forgot that, yes, he does have quite a nice voice. That is great that he is quite talented. I don’t question his talent but what I do question is his star power. A search of You Tube yields the following results for Justin Guarini performance videos.
Justin at Max’s Bar Mitzvah
Justin at Six Flags New England.
Justin at The Trump Marina.
Justin has his “famed” New Jersey concert
Also his fans are called Jguars. Interesting choice y’all.
Can a celebrity do something interesting please? If any of you have any news on K-Fed’s bad behavior while he was married to Britney please let us know. There are stories out there I know it!
Because my
Pandora box is a goddamn comedy goldmine today. Now on? Billy Bob Thornton, “Angelina.” I’ve posted the lyrics here, because, well, it’s just not fair that a song like this has been forgotten by pop culture. Or by Angelina Jolie.
I walked into an elevator
and you walked inta a wall
you said you wanted to be with me
I never dreamed I’d have it all
but sometimes changed that day inside me
and I believe it changed inside you too
Yeah Angelina can you feel it
watch the angels as they’re dancin’ up above
Angelina what’s come between us
Could it be the magic and the mystery of love
They all said we’d never make it
Two crazy panthers on the prowl
They said we would only fake it for a while
But we just looked at them and growled
You were masked and tied and cut and weary
But I said that’s okay you can be a girl
Yeah Angelina can you feel it
watch the angels as they’re dancin’ up above
Angelina what’s come between us
Could it be the magic and the mystery of love
This ain’t no chance we’re takin’
It’s real love that we’re makin’
The blindfold’s off and now we see
Yeah we see Angelina oh Angelina
Angelina what’s come between us
Could it be the magic and the mystery of love
Could it be the magic and the mystery of Angelina
That is really the title of his latest CD. Since today is American Idol day, and I am sick of writing about K-Fed, I thought I would check in on our favorite has-been American Idol runner up. He was supposed to be in this turkey of a musical called “Good Vibrations” a couple years back and pulled out because he wasn’t the “star.”
According to JustinGuarini.Com, “Justin has been sought after for many popular television programs, independent and theatrical films, and public as well as private events.”
Really? You learn new things ever day.
As an actor according to Imdb.com, he will be appearing in “Frankie the Squirrel” as Keith (the high roller). I guess he also had a rockin performance in New Jersey. Well, according to this website, at least he still has fans.
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