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Nov 30, 2006 at 09:10 pm by Evil Beet
Tony Parker of the San Antonio NBA Basketball Spurs and Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria are officially engaged. No more simply knocking boots for the two of them, they are making a firm commitment to be legal in Texas by the summer of 2007.
Frankly, I don’t have much to say about either of them. The Spurs are a really boring team and Tony is French. I heard on FOX that I’m supposed to frown upon the French.
As for her, I stopped watching Desperate Housewives because it started going hella hokey. She was decent in the film no one ever saw, Harsh Times.
So there you have it. I suppose I could mention that she is seven years older than him if you ladies want to hoot, or alternatively, holler. Go nuts.
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OK so she plays a slut on tv, she’s an older slut on tv,she has the boob size of a well endowed elementary student,her body is ok but not that hot.
Tony is a NBA player, who normally have a hot babe in every city.
What the hell is he doing, and who really gives a rat’s ass.
It’s obvious to me that he’s just another stupid Frenchmen.
Please go back to france tony.
Ok so I was a little hard, but factual regarding Eva. My point is why is the media allowed to get away with putting these people on a pedestal. What has she really done.
As for the Frenchman comments, I guess i haven’t forgiven the french leader that had harsh things to say about our president.
He should go back to France and remind the president that we’ll be back some day to save there butts again.
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