Maybe Today Should Be Pandora Day Instead

Because my Pandora box is a goddamn comedy goldmine today. Now on? Billy Bob Thornton, “Angelina.” I’ve posted the lyrics here, because, well, it’s just not fair that a song like this has been forgotten by pop culture. Or by Angelina Jolie.

I walked into an elevator
and you walked inta a wall
you said you wanted to be with me
I never dreamed I’d have it all
but sometimes changed that day inside me
and I believe it changed inside you too

Yeah Angelina can you feel it
watch the angels as they’re dancin’ up above
Angelina what’s come between us
Could it be the magic and the mystery of love

They all said we’d never make it
Two crazy panthers on the prowl
They said we would only fake it for a while
But we just looked at them and growled
You were masked and tied and cut and weary
But I said that’s okay you can be a girl

Yeah Angelina can you feel it
watch the angels as they’re dancin’ up above
Angelina what’s come between us
Could it be the magic and the mystery of love

This ain’t no chance we’re takin’
It’s real love that we’re makin’
The blindfold’s off and now we see
Yeah we see Angelina oh Angelina

Angelina what’s come between us
Could it be the magic and the mystery of love
Could it be the magic and the mystery of Angelina