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"Come on And Journey to This Lohan Holiday"

The title of this post is an actual lyric on this truly heinous CD by Ali Lohan.Click here to get a sample of one of her hot holiday tracks.
Looking on Amazon.com, this CD is selling for the bargain basement price of $10. With that $10 you get to hear such classics as.

1. Christmas Day
2. I Like Christmas
3. Winter Wonderland
4. Christmas Magic
5. Jingle Bells
6. Groove of Christmas
7. Lohan Holiday – Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan
8. Deck the Halls
9. Silent Night – Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan
10. Santa’s Reindeer Ride – Amy Grant, Ali Lohan
11. We Wish You a Merry Christmas – Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan
12. I Like Christmas [Remix][*]

“I Like Christmas”- creative Ali. “Groove of Christmas”-a little frightening. “Lohan Holiday”- WTF? Are we are going to hear about Lindsay and her baby sister getting wasted at the Chateau Marmont before trying to score some killer weed, then finding out their mom is too hungover and forgot to buy them the right Louis Vuitton bag for Christmas? Though I have to say the track that frightens me the most is “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” with a cameo by Dina Lohan. Classic.
A great stocking stuffer for the holidays.

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  • Hey,
    well i hope that Ali dose not turn out like Lindsay 4 all our sakes she such a lovely pretty girl ive got your album i like it Ali i cant wait 4 your nxt album to come out but you were 12yr old when you did that album bloody hell you have a gr8t voice 4 such a young person though but Ali just make sure that this iz something you want to do and not being forced 2 do just coz Lindsay iz a famous singer/actress, it dont mean that you have to be one jsut make sure that you reallly want 2 do this and that it makes you happy and if yuor not happy doing this then do something that makes you happy and your life gose fast and you grow up really fast to your 14 now see what i mean and happy b day but just make sure that your not being pushed into it okay jsut make sure that your happy doing this and that your not being forced into it and that your happy with what your doin kk always supporting Ali Lohan much luv 2 u .
    Bye From Anna

  • i think this is stupid. everyone wants to be famous i do too! i want to be an actress i take acting lessons n everything. if ali wants to be famous i say go ahead its just that much easier being lindsay lohans sis. if i had a famous reletive i would not hold bak. ali if ur reading this i say take every advantage you got!

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  • this is a message for all you Lohan hater’s out there if you don’t have nothing nice to say then don’t say nothing at all leave then alone and you guy’s are so sad all the hater’s.

  • lindsay and allie ard fucked up Allie IS going 2 end up like her sister and theres nothing we can do about it