Christmas is right around the corner. But why wait? Get one of these for your loved ones today. After all, Kevin Federline’s album comes out on Tuesday.

[Thanks to Just *dot* Christina for the tip. Er, I mean, for the heads-up. Shit. No. Thanks for the penis. Wait. Grr.]

I don’t know if she is naked. I don’t know if they are doin’ something nasty. Use your imagination.

Thanks [Mclady Celebrities] for the hot pics. There are more where that came from…

I keep hearing awesome things about this season. Watch the entire premiere here, a full week before it airs on television. I never really followed the show, so I haven’t watched it, so I can’t really tell you how it is. But if you watch it and you have an opinion, please let us know in the comments. I think we’re all interested to see how a dead-Mischa OC will shape up…

While you all are hard at work solving my movie puzzle, you might want to take a short break to relax, have a cup of coffee, and check out Kate Moss topless and dancing. It’s mesmerizing, really.

This is a link to a ridiculously addictive game, sponsored by M&Ms. It’s a big Halloween-style picture, and you have to find the 50 movie titles represented in the picture. Some are pretty obvious, and some are impossible. My coworker and I dedicated a great deal of the workday to this today (I mean, come on, you have to take breaks from blogging every now and then), and, with our powers combined, we got 40 out of 50. But there’s no answer key! So I am stumped on the last 10! Help me, readers! Here’s what I need:

• The woman carrying the two children (Thanks Tina!)
• The three children dancing in a circle (Thanks to — no shit — my mom!)
• The giant baby lying on his back (Thanks to Oliver/my early-morning vision)
• Both items on the stairs (the green M&M and the two men) (Thanks to Miss Dee Chester!)
• The snapped branch (I’m retarded — this wasn’t even a clue — the other clue is the steps themselves, which I got thanks to Miss Dee!)
• The grim reaper inside the circular fence (Thanks to Miss Dee!)
• The hunched-over man with the lantern (Thanks to Miss Dee!)
• The man with baskets on his head and feet (Thanks to Oliver!)
• The planets (Thanks to Miss Dee Chester and the anonymous commenter!)

Leave the answers in the comments or email me. If you’re stumped on any of the others, I’ve got answers! I’m willing to trade!

Update: Got ‘em all! Thanks guys!!! YOU ROCK!!!