Christ, Lindsay, When We Said You Should Gain Some Weight, We Didn’t Mean That Much
Oct 16, 2006 at 05:05 pm by Evil Beet

Rick Salomon and Eve?
Oct 16, 2006 at 05:27 am by Evil Beet


In Touch magazine is reporting that Rick Salomon and rapper Eve were spotted getting cozy at Hyde nightclub. Is the infamous Eiffel-towered star of One Night in Paris planning to title his sequel Summer’s Eve? Or perhaps Paris Hilton’s former boyfriend has finally found a starlet willing to insert a liquor bottle into her lady parts while being videotaped, an area in which Paris was a grave disappointment. Eve does have a history of sex toys and videotape. Regardless of their individual rationales, rest assured that the real loser here is you, as you’re sure to be up all night, engaged in a Jacobian wrestling match with the God of your personal allegiances, struggling to determine which of them you actually care less about.

[via Bossip]

Because I Write This Blog and You Don’t
Oct 16, 2006 at 05:18 am by Evil Beet

If I want to post the video for J.C. Chasez’s “All Day Long I Dream About Sex”, from 2004′s Schizophrenic, just because I think it is gloooooorious, then that is what I will do.

TomKat Wedding Crisis
Oct 16, 2006 at 05:01 am by Evil Beet


Katie Holmes’ Catholic parents have threatened to boycott her wedding to Tom Cruise if it’s held in the Scientologist tradition. They also object to the Rob Thomas mask he insists she wear throughout the ceremony.

Relieve the Magic
Oct 16, 2006 at 04:03 am by Evil Beet


Over four years after the accusations surfaced, R. Kelly’s trial for urinating on an underage girl (and videotaping it) begins in Chicago.

Jessica Alba Does Jessica Simpson
Oct 14, 2006 at 09:57 pm by Evil Beet

No, not like that.

I have no idea why it’s clips day today, but it is. I found this old MadTV parody of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica on Wampoon, and I’m posting it because:

a) It’s really funny.
b) Jessica Alba looks hot in it, and I’ve heard that all three of the heterosexual male readers of this site enjoy looking at Jessica Alba, particularly when she looks hot.