Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Brandon Davis Still a Huge Tool?

Yes, yes he is.

Paris: What are you going to dress up as for Halloween, Brandon?

Brandon: Lohan’s vagina.
Paris: Oh my god that is soooo funny.
Brandon: Totally. I know. I’m going to wear a big orange wig. Like a firecrotch. Except on my head. Get it?
Paris: You are, like, the most creative and witty person I know.
Brandon: Yeah. That’s probably true.
Paris: Yeah.

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