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- UPDATE: Brad Pitt Still a Total Sex God
- Olivia Munn Really Wants You to Like Her I Guess
- Jessica Simpson's Pregnancy Cravings
- JC Chasez SAVED A BABY'S LIFE
- Frances Bean and Her Fiancee Are Private People
- Better Get a Preorder on That Miley Sex Doll!
- BREAKING: Russell Brand Blindsides Katy Perry With Divorce
- Beyonce "Had" a Baby - Tiana-May Carter?
- Rihanna & Chris Brown: Professing Their Undying Love Via Twitter?
- Just When She Was Starting to Look OK
- BREAKING: Bradley Cooper Hooking Up With Zoe Saldana
Oct 17, 2006 at 04:43 pm by Evil Beet
Just ask Mary-Kate Olsen. A year after Paris Hilton stole her prior heir — of the Greek shipping variety — the pint-sized bag lady is “quietly dating” oil heir Maxwell Snow, in the hopes that, if Paris Hilton doesn’t catch word of his existence, she can’t fuck him. But Paris Hilton can fuck anything. Watch your back, MK.
Snow is from some famous Texas oil family, and is Uma Thurman’s nephew (Did you know Uma Thurman came from oil money? I didn’t.)
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Look, It’s Blue Ivy Carter!
There are people saying that Beyonce’s perfect hair post-delivery is a little suspect ? Surely they realise that that is not her real hair ? -
Madonna: M.I.A.’s Super Bowl Antics Were ‘Teenager’
So her song, featuring 2 artists massive among the teen demographic, has a cheerleader chant, the video features football players and pom poms, she’s flipping her leotarded vajayjay over dancers young... -
Madonna: M.I.A.’s Super Bowl Antics Were ‘Teenager’
M.I.A. is taking the whole Forrest Gump saying to heart. This really is the epitome of “stupid is as stupid does.” -
Nick Carter: “I Didn’t Attend My Dead Sister’s Funeral.”
Coping Ugly… I’m surprised no one has used that one for a TV series… It has real oomph, like Breaking Bad… -
Quotables: Chelsea Handler Talks About 50 Cent
I didn’t think these comments were offensive either, BUT, the rest of her interview with Howard Stern was laced with mean-spirited, high school bs comments about 50. Why do people keep watching her show? She’s as funny...
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