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Oct 11, 2006 at 05:34 pm by Evil Beet
Much to-do has been made this morning about the latest Us Weekly cover featuring Tara Reid and her shameless ploy for publicity plastic surgery nightmare. If you’d like some choice quotes from Tara regarding her botched boobies, you can read them here.
What I’d like to discuss today is the quote run on the cover: “I’ll never be perfect again.”
I love this. It’s quintessential Tara. The implication that she was, at any point, perfect, is insane to me. Where on the timeline of your career were you previously perfect, Tara? Did it coincide in any way with Taradise? With your ill-advised engagement to Carson Daly? With Josie and the Pussycats? I’m just wondering.
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Can we also ask why anyone cares about this no-talent who is one step above Kim Kardashian in terms of vapidity? -
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Can we also bitch about how every female seems to stand pigeon-toed in every shot?! -
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