- God bless the British press. They’ve got a pic of cocaine in its natural habitat — the inside of Kate Moss’s nose.
- If the standard blow-up doll isn’t doing the trick anymore, you can bid on an actual Fembot on eBay.
- Nick Carter: “Paris Hilton is a psychotic evil whore blah blah blah blah hey by the way I have a television show coming out.”
- Jamie Pressly gets engaged and Kate Hudson files for divorce.
- Do you want a George W. Bush butt plug? Perhaps for use in conjunction with your Fembot? Okay, okay. Just promise you’ll think about it.
- ABC’s website has a clip of the Terri Irwin interview that will air on 20/20 tonight.
- I can’t believe I am linking to Perez Hilton just because I agree with his taste, but I am. Regina Spektor rocks, and when you’re done listening to the new Killers album, you should check her out.
- Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ayddibug ukilolopoti yi Abptu daka-daka shrekpiti.
I don’t really know what else to say about
this. It’s like standing at the edge of Victoria Falls, feeling the soft mist on your face and watching the sunlight dance along the currents and the greenery and thinking to yourself “I can make this somehow better.” No, my friend, you cannot.
And reality TV continues its sharp plunge into actual reality.
Rev Run’s wife gave birth on Thursday, but the baby was born with its organs external to its body, a rare condition known as cloacal exstrophy, occuring in only 1 of every 250,000 births. The baby died soon after its birth.
MTV cameras were inside the hospital at the time, but there’s no word yet on whether they were in the delivery room.
This story gets more intriguing by the minute.
On Tuesday night, an obviously distressed Howard K. Stern appeared on Larry King Live to announce that he and Anna Nicole Smith have been in a relationship for “a very long time,” and that he is the father of her new baby girl, Hannah.
I think on some level I kind of knew this already, but still, it’s crazy to watch the video. We forget that these are very real people. This has been a truly horrific month for HKS and Anna, and it’s written all over his face in this interview. I feel terrible for him.
Update: I just realized something. If your names were Howard and Anna, and you wanted to name your kid a combination of the two, Jamie-Lynn Spears-style, what would you name it? Probably Hannah.
UpdateUpdate: Apparently the kid’s name is now Danilynne, which has something to do with “Daniel” and the fact that Anna Nicole’s real name is Vicky Lynn.
UpdateUpdateUpdate: Larry Birkhead is such a fucked up cocksucker.
- File-sharing site Limewire is suing the RIAA for anti-trust violations, and they’re asking for a jury trial. So it’s pretty much the most awesome publicity stunt since that time Aaron Carter proposed to Kari Ann Peniche.
- Katie Holmes agrees to adopt another fake baby with Tom Cruise, if he’ll marry her and renew her contract.
- The kids at Best Week Ever have tasted Cocaine: The Drink. The verdict: all the fun of actual cocaine, with 110% of the mysterious itching.
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