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Sep 27, 2006 at 04:22 pm by Evil Beet
I don’t really know what else to say about this. It’s like standing at the edge of Victoria Falls, feeling the soft mist on your face and watching the sunlight dance along the currents and the greenery and thinking to yourself “I can make this somehow better.” No, my friend, you cannot.
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9ad6aaed513b73kevojeziwusujabecn…
nice post…
well every time I meet people here, I’m sure they are very young and don’t know what to say, that’s why they write weird stuff
You are the brick! Reading stuff like this written in the way like this is a great pleasure for me.