Today's Evil Beet Gossip

A Few More Things…

  • File-sharing site Limewire is suing the RIAA for anti-trust violations, and they’re asking for a jury trial. So it’s pretty much the most awesome publicity stunt since that time Aaron Carter proposed to Kari Ann Peniche.

  • Katie Holmes agrees to adopt another fake baby with Tom Cruise, if he’ll marry her and renew her contract.

  • The kids at Best Week Ever have tasted Cocaine: The Drink. The verdict: all the fun of actual cocaine, with 110% of the mysterious itching.