Brace Yourself
July 20th, 2006 by Evil Beet
Paris Hilton’s single just came on my Pandora box. This is really happening. Hang on tight, kids.
Also, I think there’s some sort of tension brewing in the middle east and — I’m serious now — Macauley Culkin and Mila Kunis are still dating.
I am off to cooking school for the evening! I will tell you all about it tomorrow! V. v. excited!
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